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Thursday, 17 May 2018

'Deadpool 2' - Review

5/17/2018 09:15:00 pm 1
'Deadpool 2' - Review


★ ★ ½ ☆ ☆


Leftover goodwill from 2016’s surprise smash hit doesn’t go the distance in this formulaic and overcranked sequel, which sees Ryan Reynolds slip back into the red onesie. Wade Wilson/Deadpool is mired in a depressive downturn after his wife, Vanessa (Morena Baccarin, who somehow has even less to do this time around), is murdered. His attempts to make amends for his mistakes by joining the X-Men are swiftly shot down when his a botched mission lands him in jail beside Russell (Julian Dennison), a teenage mutant with a highly combustible nature. They’re soon on the run from Josh Brolin’s Cable, a time-travelling cyborg with little patience for the titular twerp’s smart mouth.


Sadly, it’s an attribute with which I entirely sympathise. I was never the world’s biggest fan of the first film, but was found myself won over - almost reluctantly - by its irreverence towards the wider superhero movie landscape. Plus, the years spent in development hell and a need for justice after Fox’s criminal representation of Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine gave it a strangely underdog status. Now, removed from it’s lowly spot on the studio ladder and armed with a budget more in-keeping with your average blockbuster, the fourth-wall breaks, extreme violence and juvenile humour seem far less subversive than before.


There are still plenty of jokes that land (I missed the second big laugh of the film as my eyes were still watering from a sharp inhalation of drink at the opening visual gag), but if you’re not one for dick jokes or endless pop culture references, you’re in a for a rough ride. A grotesque and potentially brilliant Basic Instinct nod is ruined by a character saying out-loud “Basic Instinct!”.


There’s also a streak of self-fellating hypocrisy to some of the comedy which didn’t sit well with me. One aside sees The Merc With The Mouth mockingly refer to Deadpool creator Rob Liefield’s inability to draw feet, yet the artist receives a ‘special thanks to’ credit. Also, for the plentiful supply of jokes aimed at white men getting away with sexual assault, accused abuser T.J. Miller returns as Weasel. The producers claimed “We’re in the final editing” when the accusations emerged, but in an age where Ridley Scott can re-shoot half a movie in the wake of such allegations, that sort of excuse won’t fly.


David Leitch (John Wick, Atomic Blonde) replaces Tim Miller behind the camera this time, and his snappy, brutal approach to combat feels too...much. Action in a Deadpool film should be light and wacky, but the prison break sequence involving Cable and a horde of armoured guards is the wrong kind of bone-crunching. The creaky visual effects have been given a massive overhaul, but a smattering of the set pieces still remain dutifully small of scale, or openly reject the opportunity for mass carnage (see a hilariously anticlimactic skydiving sequence).


But for all its mockery of everything from shared universes to rival comic giant, DC, Deadpool 2 inexorably stumbles in the same potholes as those it purports to subvert. The villain is a grimdark bore. There’s an overblown vehicle chase. Emotional beats fall flat or are immediately interrupted by snark. And, of course, there’s a Stan Lee cameo.


And yet, Reynold’s clear affection for the character and crusade to please the comic fans for better or worse is undeniably admirable. He’s enjoying himself, and he wants you to share that joy. It’s great that Julian Dennison has landed such a spotlight so soon after his breakthrough appearance in Hunt for the Wilderpeople. It’s great that Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hilderbrand) gets to have a girlfriend. It’s great that Zazie Beetz’ Domino (a new ally blessed with a superhuman lucky streak) gets to be a confident action heroine with visible, unmocked armpit hair. There are so many small victories against the usual pitfalls of major comic book fodder, but Deadpool 2’s adherence to a plethora of similar tropes and a suffocatingly smug sense of humour threaten to turn them pyrrhic. “Maximum effort”? Not quite.

Thursday, 24 August 2017

'The Hitman's Bodyguard' - Review

8/24/2017 10:30:00 pm 0
'The Hitman's Bodyguard' - Review
★ ½ ☆ ☆ ☆

Ryan Reynolds stars as Michael Bryce, a professional bodyguard looking to restore his damaged reputation in this self-satisfied smirk of an action comedy. Bryce’s ex, Ameila (Elodie Yung), an agent at Interpol, begs for his help to escort incarcerated assassin, Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) from the streets of Coventry to a trial at The Hague. Determined to stop the pair is defendant Vladislav Dukhovich (a supremely bored-looking Gary Oldman), a convicted war criminal with ties to ethnic cleansing. Yep, that’s right, the main subplot in this knockabout buddy comedy is about genocide. Mass graves and anatomy jokes; it’s a match made in heaven!

At least, it is for Jackson: I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw him so happy. While it’s not a particularly revolutionary role (smattered with a meta gag or two about his infamous devotion to the MF-word), it’s nice to see he’s having a laugh…because the audience sure ain’t. I counted one chuckle amongst the crowd during my matinee, at a fart noise. Comedy lives?

If Jackson’s performance is a hopeful reflection of how we’re meant to feel, Reynolds is the realisation of our true feelings; namely boredom and resignation. That’s to say nothing of Elodie Yung and Salma Hayek (as Kincaid’s imprisoned wife). Come on, people, it’s 2017, is it really too much to ask that roles for women offer them more than to be sexually objectified (Hayek), to be rescued from fights with out-of-shape men that their character should easily be able to defeat (Yung), or just plain forgotten for entire acts of the movie (see both)?

When the film’s not saddling its women with perplexing double-agent plot threads or giggling along with the chummy antics of the central duo, it displays some genuinely respectable action sequences. A bike ‘n’ boat chase through Amsterdam packs a wallop, but it’s like someone airlifted a separate production crew in to film it. The shooty-stabby brawls elsewhere in the movie are efficiently swift, but the ruthlessness of the gore is never quite reconciled by the one-liners. There’s barely even a Nice Guys-style pause from Reynolds to pale at the carnage accrued by his client, and his reactions to Jackson’s guffawing amount to little more than parental exasperation.

Anyone paying a modicum of attention knows where Kincaid and Bryce’s relationship is heading, but just to make sure, the movie deploys heavy-handed musical cues at every possible moment to light our way. If it’s not through Atli Örvarsson’s sub-David Arnold score, it’s by calculated deployment of Foreigner’s I Want To Know What Love Is; a tactic which proved the final straw for me. Granted, not for the reason it’ll irk many people (I actually like the track, despite its place in the eighties soft rock canon I wish would disappear from pop culture for five seconds), but it’s still unearned and – like the endless CGI blood splatter – extravagantly cheap.

Friday, 14 April 2017

'Life' - Review

4/14/2017 04:08:00 pm
'Life' - Review

★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

Jake Gyllenhaal returns to B-movie cinema in this weightless but efficiently gruesome space creepie. A team of astronauts and scientists on the International Space Station are thrilled when a probe dispatched to Mars returns laden with samples, one of which could demonstrate proof of life on the red planet. One such sample contains a miniscule but motionless organism. Being characters in a creature feature, they inevitably decide to inject it with nutrients, poke it with an electrical prod, and generally fiddle about in a way that can only lead to much yelling and crunching.

With the creature loose on the station, the film becomes an episodic series of chase sequences intercut with light musings on the nature of life, as the various inhabitants of the ISS (Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds, Rebecca Ferguson et al) attempt to prevent ‘Calvin’ from reaching Earth.

With the basic premise and top-of-the-line visual effects taken into consideration, yes, it’s little more than Alien and Gravity blended together…but the resulting milkshake goes down well with a large popcorn. Gyllenhaal brings his A-game, even to what may seem a step down from his recent string of varied, comparatively arthouse roles, and Ferguson continues to build on a promise of stardom. Reynolds is rather less impressive, but for plot reasons as opposed to lack of ability. Hiroyuki Sanada (as in Sunshine, playing an awestruck astronaut who can’t catch a break) never gives a bad performance, and is suitably intense.

In short, they’re all good company when Calvin gets bored of them all moping about the Challenger disaster (a huge misstep in an otherwise amiable script) and decides to start separating various limbs and vital organs from their bodies. The creature is an effectively creepy amalgamation of several we’ve seen before and the gore is visceral and plentiful: picture the grisliest bits of Prometheus and you’re in the right ball park.


I really want to talk about the ending – because it’s the one part of the film that draws out anything more than a plaintive “Yeugh!” or shrill gasp – but all I can say without dropping spoilers is that you’ll never find a more jarring use of Norman Greenbaum’s Spirit in the Sky. It’s like tacking Peter Genesis’ Carpet Crawlers onto the epilogue of The Fly. Again, I’m referring to another piece of sci-fi because there’s barely a microbe of original thought present in Life. But that's not a slight: it’s schlocky and slimy and all kinds of stupid… and I had a ball with it.

Thursday, 11 February 2016

'Deadpool' - Review

2/11/2016 02:11:00 am
'Deadpool' - Review

★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆


Marvel’s smart-mouthed, smut-minded, sword wielding anti-superhero Deadpool finally escapes the bowels of development hell and streaks into cinemas. Ex-special forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson is left with accelerated healing when a last-ditch attempt to cure his terminal cancer goes awry. Deemed by his best buddy Weasel (T.J. Miller, in his least irritating screen role to date) as ‘haunting’ in his facial disfigurement, Wilson engages a hunt for Ajax (Ed Skrein), who he believes can cure him and thereby fix his relationship with fiancée Vanessa (Morena Baccarin, sadly left behind by the latter stages of the story). 

In a well-intentioned effort at reconciliation for Deadpool’s poor treatment in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Ryan Reynolds once again nabs the leading role and delivers what fans have wanted from the start: a portrayal that is true to the original comic panels. “Maximum effort” is Wilson’s whispered promise before diving into battle, a more meaningful fourth wall break than those that follow. Reynolds makes a great attempt at living up to a script that both encourages and subverts his natural charisma with boyish boisterousness. Only someone who truly wants the audience to have a ball could make the sight of our spandex-clad sicko turning baddies into human satays (cackling like a child knocking over a marble run) contagiously funny.

For the trademark humour of our titular ‘merc with the mouth’ is a crisp asset: writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick clearly have great reverence for the comic book, and the lewder elements of the Deadpool character provide the loudest of many laughs (the jabs at fellow X-Men Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead in hot pursuit). I lambasted last month’s Dirty Grandpa for an adherence to the very criteria I’m now praising Deadpool for, but there’s one crucial difference: Dan Mazer’s grubby comedy was pure filth and nothing else, whilst Miller’s ode to a Marvel latchkey has the good grace to throw a variety of quips at the wall (both decent and dirty), admirable even when they don’t quite stick.

Extensive time spent gathering dust has done its damage to the script: genre-savvy winks to and knowing stabs at the superhero genre as a whole land fairly wide of the mark. Gags aimed toward post-credit sequences and studio character ownership would appear bitingly bold had the entire internet not spent the last half-decade scratching that particular itch. Nowhere is the discord more jarring than the climactic dust up; a bombastic bout of the sort we’ve seen a hundred times before, that a much sharper film (and Deadpool himself) would happily mock a thousand times more.

Amounting to little more than a breath-freshener for the superhero genre, Deadpool is an inconsequential flash in the pan. Less Guardians of the Galaxy and more Kingsman, for better and for worse.