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Sunday, 16 December 2018

BUMBLEBEE - Review

12/16/2018 09:17:00 pm 1
BUMBLEBEE - Review
Hailee Steinfeld in BUMBLEBEE (Paramount Pictures (c), photo by Enrique Chediak)
★ ★ ★ ½ ☆

Well, here’s a Christmas miracle: after a decade of increasingly puerile cruelty, the Bay/Spielberg Transformers franchise finds a heart. Hailee Steinfeld leads this 80s-set prequel as Charlie, a budding mechanic who discovers the titular robot in a junkyard. Disguised as a rusty Volkswagen Beetle, ‘Bee’ is on the run from a war on his home planet, Cyberton, and tasked by resistance leader, Optimus Prime, with finding the freedom-fighting Autobots a new home. 

Though placed chronologically before Michael Bay’s own efforts, this serves as a soft reboot/retelling of the 2007 original, with Steinfeld taking up the Shia LaBoeuf role (albeit with a total absence of masturbation jokes). Charlie is a far more sympathetic character, however, and allowed more motivation than Sam Witwicky’s simple quest to get laid. A once promising diver, she’s retired to the garage, obsessed with a broken corvette that she and her recently-deceased father used to cherish. 

Steinfeld brings lovable wide-eyed wonder to Charlie, providing not only this franchise’s first fully-rounded character, but one which young audiences can admire and sympathise with (her mother fusses needlessly, her stepfather is embarrassing, her brother steals their affections, and so on). When she sees Bee metamorphose from motor to mech for the first time, her closely-guarded sadness begins to transform (sorry) into something much closer to hope. One immediately feels echoes of E.T. and The Iron Giant which continue to emerge as the two form a delightful double act.

Christina Hodson sneaks more than one fish-out-of-water cliché into the screenplay, but that crucial presence of genuine pathos sets this prequel light years beyond what we’ve come to expect. The scenes of Bee attempting to navigate the family living room or learning to hide in plain sight are gems of physical comedy, and all based in the burgeoning emotional bond between teen and titan. Even John Cena (carving a great slice of ham in the undemanding role of ‘generic special forces man’) is gifted a neat moment of empathy. 

Perhaps more surprising still are the scenes of robo-rough-and-tumble. Director Travis Knight - whose last film was the wonderful animation Kubo and the Two Strings - knows how to make proper use of space in an action sequence, electing to pull the camera back and slow down the editing pace. A hectic opening skirmish on the robot homeworld - a landscape not short on spikes, girders, and other untidy metalwork - is still more tangible than anything glimpsed in the series thus far (a relief to those fearing the scrap metal orgies of episodes past). Our combatants have also been reduced in number by a factor of ten, and redesigned to more closely resemble the iconic action figures.

Painted in bright, primary colours, their retreat to the crash-bang-wallop of child’s play is symbolic of what this franchise should have been from the start. The heroes are heroic, the villains are villainous, the music is a joyful 80s mixtape, and at no point does Optimus Prime turn into a murderous zealot. Rejoice!

Saturday, 28 November 2015

'The Good Dinosaur' - Review

11/28/2015 09:31:00 pm
'The Good Dinosaur' - Review


★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

Pterodactyl sacrifice! Men and dinosaurs living together! Mass hysteria! 

Well, sort of. Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur (after many, many years in the works) has finally arrived. We follow young, fear-stricken Apatosaurus Arlo in his journey home after a terrible event separates him from his family. Oh, and the asteroid that should have killed the dinosaurs missed, so we’re joined for the ride by tiny counterpart Spot, a scuffed and tousle-haired human toddler.

On a purely aesthetic level, this film serves one purpose: if you are one of those people who sees no use in CGI, who thinks film-making would be better if we went back to the seventies and refuses to let digital worlds draw you in; this film exists to prove you wrong. It is visually flawless. We're talking animation so advanced that if you removed the bouncy characters from the equation, there are moments where it could feasibly be shot amongst real-life mountain ranges, across sweeping plains, on the shores of pebbly-beached rivers.

Our companions through this extraordinary world are a mixed bag: Raymond Ochoa and Jack Bright are undeniably sweet as double act Arlo and Spot, but Frances McDormand and Jeffrey Wright feel a little thrown away in bit-part roles and Steve Zahn as Thunderclap appears to be doing an impression of Sam Rockwell all the way through. One genius piece of casting is Sam Elliot as a grizzled T-Rex cattle driver, who makes the very best of an out-of-place yet sumptuous Western chapter. Yes, a handful of the characters are fun to be around, but I just don’t think they’ll have the staying power that is the hallmark of Pixar’s roster.

Having to play second fiddle to Inside Out can’t be an easy thing, and having such a troubled production history doesn’t help. This unlucky combination of such an insightful predecessor and a jumbled mix of plotlines and ideas is just unfortunate happenstance: the film can’t help that it has nothing new to say. There are interesting ideas in it (the original premise is essentially rather brilliant), but they’re thoroughly underdeveloped, under-played in the comedy department and swept over by the gobsmacking vistas.

The story, too, has clearly suffered as a result of the change of director and re-writes: when the predictability sets in and we find ourselves traipsing through movements that even the child audience will have seen before, director Peter Sohn and co. tend to fall back on sugary weepiness. Yes, there is plenty of catharsis in the emotions, but again, it’s a lot of what we’ve seen done better by films like The Land Before Time, an animation which introduces extraordinarily important and adult themes (that we’ve rarely seen since) into a kids’ dinosaur adventure with charm and heartbreak to spare.

No, of course The Good Dinosaur isn’t a bad film. There is not a soul on this Earth who could possibly deny the beauty of the animation or the genuine emotional heft, even if these mainly serve as stand-ins for a more substantial story and fresher characters. The kids will be enthralled, but those of us who have come to expect greater things from Pixar won’t be fooled: running along the front rows of the cinema chopping onions is cheating, and they know it.

Saturday, 17 October 2015

'Pan' - Review

10/17/2015 03:57:00 pm
'Pan' - Review


★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

It’s all surface and no substance in this high-flying but heavy-handed prequel to the Peter Pan story, featuring characters ‘introduced by’ J.M. Barrie…no, really, that’s how the original author who created these marvellous stories is referred to in a two second snippet of the closing credits.


Stop me if you’ve heard this one: a young boy – subject of an ancient prophecy – is whisked away to a new world in order to defeat great evil while making his mother Mary (subtle, I know) proud. Peter (newcomer Levi Miller) is snatched from a dingy workhouse (itself snatched from Oliver Twist) by a band of pirates led by the dreaded Blackbeard (a hammy Hugh Jackman) and taken to Neverland. In the depths of Blackbeard’s fairy dust mines, Peter crosses paths with a young James Hook (Garett Hedlund), and the stage is set for all our characters to tread their first steps towards the story we all know and love.

Obviously, any element of realism goes rogue once a flying pirate ship drops from the heavens, but movies need their own internal logic, so can someone explain to me how Blackbeard is able to stand before his minions to deliver a rousing chorus of Nirvana’s ‘Smells like Teen Spirit’ during World War 2? And while we’re on the subject of logic, Rooney Mara’s role as Tiger Lily (the lone white woman in a forest tribe entirely populated by people of various Asian descents) makes even less sense. 

I think I’d be more annoyed with the whitewashing if the characters themselves weren’t so irritating: Hedlund has clearly let the swathe of internet comments recommending him as a young Han Solo go to his head, spending the whole film attempting to balance a gravelly Harrison Ford voice with the light-footed movement of a comedy sidekick but tumbles from the tightrope in ear-splitting fashion. Jackman brings some much needed swagger to Blackbeard and is clearly having a complete riot, while Levi Miller shows signs of promise that even a faux-cockney accent can’t smother.

Neverland itself is brought to life through the usual whizz-bang CGI magic, but the animation of human characters during all the stunt work are hired in force from the uncanny valley (the digital double of Miller bearing the appearance of an entirely different actor). All the real-life stunts are bouncy enough to give the kids a nice laugh and the Never Birds are genuinely frightening, but proper thrills are thin on the ground.

What visual treats remain are but the velvet tissue paper in which this visibly stale slice has been wrapped: no amount of fairy dust can bring back the taste of the original, fulfilling and slightly less sickly cake.

Sunday, 1 February 2015

'Big Hero 6' - Review

2/01/2015 11:07:00 pm
'Big Hero 6' - Review
Adapted loosely from the comic book of the same name, Big Hero 6 zooms into cinemas courtesy of Disney Animation Studios (creators of runaway hit Frozen). In the fantastical land of San-Fransokyo, Hiro Hamada is devastated when a masked supervillain steals his revolutionary robotic technology and kills his brother Tadashi. With the help of nurse robot Baymax (Scott Adsit) and a ragtag group of tech students, Hiro sets out on a mission to become a real hero and bring justice to the city.

Baymax establishes a new gold standard for animated features as one of the few comic relief characters that works as the heart of the movie rather than just the wacky sidekick. It doesn’t matter how many snippets of his performance you’ve already seen in trailers or TV spots, you’ll be left howling with laughter at the hapless healthcare companion tottering about on ridiculous inflated legs or deflating into a drunken stupor as his battery drains.


The remainder of the cast are all wonderfully enjoyable to be around, just swerving around the usual stereotypes. Particularly watchable (or listenable) is Ryan Potter as child prodigy Hiro who provides the straight character to Baymax’s bumbling, as is Daniel Henney as older brother Tadashi. The collated teen heroes manage not to blend into one with even Damon Wayans Jr. and T.J. Miller managing not to insight annoyance (though Jason Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob should sue for Miller’s character Fred).

San Fransokyo is the sumptuous backdrop against which the story is set, a glorious fusion of American and Japanese architecture that very cleverly skirts the ‘tourist spot’ factor by merging landmarks of both cultures into one. It’s a setting you feel you could get lost in for hours, not least because the visuals of the film are simply gorgeous. Skyscrapers, explosions and futuristic marvels are all beautifully realised using Disney’s brand spanking-new Hyperion rendering system (a visual accessory that threatens to dethrone How To Train Your Dragon 2 as the most stunning animation work of the past year).

Though it’s wonderful to see a superhero film that doesn’t take itself seriously or carry pretentions above its station, the knowing winks to such genre films can’t save the somewhat predictable plot. You’ll be having fun, but it’s very managed and occasionally procedural fun that does cause one to question whether the superhero origins story – no matter how uniquely told, charmingly acted and beautifully mounted – is past it’s prime. In the end, Big Hero 6 has the best of intentions and more than delivers, with echoes of The Iron Giant and Toy Story bouncing around within a fun, fast and family-friendly romp.

★★★★☆