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Tuesday, 10 May 2016

'Demolition' - Review

5/10/2016 04:03:00 pm 0
'Demolition' - Review


★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

Here’s a peculiar morsel from Dallas Buyers Club director Jean-Marc Vallée. Jake Gyllenhaal finds some middle ground between the wiry disconnect of Nightcrawler’s Lou Bloom and the hefty grief of Southpaw’s Billy Hope as Davis Mitchell, an investment banker struggling with the recent loss of his wife. When informed by the doctor that she has passed, Davis retires to a closeby vending machine that fails to deliver his request. Frustrated and desperate to find an outlet for his confusion, he begins a series of letters to the vending company that become increasingly confessional, catching the eye of customer service rep, Karen (Naomi Watts), with whom he forms an odd connection.

No-one could ever accuse Gyllenhaal of accepting roles that are ‘samey’, especially in the past three or four years. Just as characters like Bloom or Hope demand a physical change, Davis Mitchell requires a facial restraint that needs to convey the appropriate apathy (one moment sees him attempting to fake tears in the mirror), without teetering over into the realms of pure unlikability. Even if we cannot understand his lack of an ‘acceptable’ emotional response (a stance ratified by Chris Cooper’s bulldozing performance as Davis’ heartbroken father-in-law), we like him enough to feel intrigued, as Karen does.

Watts’ role begins as an undemanding ‘unhappy housewife’ placeholder but is enlivened by the gradual introduction of Judah Lewis as Karen’s young son, Chris, in a plot thread that smacks of a more developed mirror of Bill Murray and Jaden Lieberher in lesser Watts vehicle St. Vincent. It’s a gentler remedy to the concurrent development of Davis, whose annoyances with the creaking of cubicle doors or the flickering of a lightbulb lead him to start deconstructing household objects (picture an episode of James May: The Reassembler gone wrong).


The narrative structure of the film flits from Davis’ delicate attempts to find solace and his abrasive inner monologues, detailing his letters to Karen. It’s a difficult balancing act that will succeed or fail with an audience entirely on the basis of two lines of dialogue: “Everything has become a metaphor”, Davis muses, at the sight of an uprooted tree that calls to mind the state of his relationship, and “We’re taking apart my marriage”, as he switches from delicate disassembly to rampant destruction of his own home. If you can accept either without an irritable sigh, there’s a chance you’ll be thoroughly engrossed, even with the caveat that what you’re involved in has no real direction and is littered with motifs and vignettes that don’t quite mesh. A strand centred on Heart’s Crazy on You can be judged as superficially diverting at best and run-time padding at worst.

Saturday, 6 December 2014

'St. Vincent' - Review

12/06/2014 01:50:00 pm 0
'St. Vincent' - Review
From first-time director Theodore Melfi comes St. Vincent, featuring Bill Murray as grouchy, hedonistic war veteran Vincent who realises he can make himself some money by ‘baby-sitting’ the young son of his new neighbour (Melissa McCarthy). As Oliver (newcomer Jaeden Lieberher) gets to know his jaded elder better, the latter slowly emerges from his shell and develops a bond with his young charge.

A real problem with reviewing St. Vincent is that it doesn’t feel like a film, more a collection of bits roughly held together by a rather wrung-dry premise that makes the entire film rather predictable, especially if your eyes and ears have been subjected to the awfulness of the trailer which gives almost everything away besides the ending…which you can see coming from a mile off. Even the poster (the assembled leads airbrushed to within an inch of their life half-smiling in that ‘quirky’ way) tells you everything you need to know.


So once you’ve got past the problem of the ending, you’re left to pick up whatever pieces remain amongst the rest of the film: Bill Murray is easily the best thing in the movie by a square mile, bringing to bear his usual deadpan grumpiness with unequalled skill and grace, while Lieberher as Oliver will definitely be one to watch in the future. Poor Melissa McCarthy is left with very little to do and Naomi Watts as a Russian stripper is saddled with an accent that is somehow worse than the deliberately silly Kermit clone in Muppets Most Wanted.

The tone of the film has the same issue as Murray’s Monuments Men from earlier this year, in that it can’t decide on one: we swing from dark and upsetting moments – Vincent visiting his wife in a retirement home as her mind slowly slips away – to indie-inspired schmaltzy interludes – Vincent and Oliver driving down the highway swinging ice-cream cones in the air to an over-zealous plucking of guitars on the soundtrack or Chris O’Dowd doing his usual shtick as the R.E. teacher. Annoyingly, the predictably schmaltzy bits are actually pretty good and rather enjoyably framed, whilst everything around them is either misjudged or snooze-worthy.


Just about propped up by Murray, St. Vincent is a film spoiled entirely by its own publicity and the sparseness of good laughs. Melfi – who has previously only worked with short films – needs to go back to that, because as well as he can handle individual moments, he doesn’t have a handle on features at all. It’s ten minutes too long, one lead too many and a too many laughs shy of a decent comedy.

★★☆☆☆

Saturday, 19 October 2013

'Diana' - Review

10/19/2013 12:55:00 am
'Diana' - Review



Not knowing a great deal about the subject matter and aware of poor reviews, it was with some trepidation that I approached ‘Diana’, despite having enjoyed director Oliver Hirschbiegel’s (Downfall) and leading lady Naomi Watts’ (The Impossible) previous outings. As far as the good stuff goes, I had a great seat, could easily see the film being beautifully projected onto the screen and the small audience was impeccably behaved throughout…unlike me. 

From around the 2 minute mark, I cringed, sighed, tutted and made a wide array of embarrassed noises and gestures in response to the gold-coated disaster occurring on-screen. The film opens with a prolonged tracking shot of the Princess of Wales walking through her hotel, the cinematographer taking great care to mask her face, building and building the anticipation for around a minute until we get the money shot: she turns to the camera and any sense of mystery just dies because all anyone can think is: ‘Oh look, it’s Naomi Watts in a wig’. Why Hirschbiegel didn’t fire his casting director when they suggested Watts for the lead role is a mystery to me, as her face looked so unlike Diana that it prevented me from becoming immersed in the film.

Having a lead with the wrong face is forgivable, (Sir Anthony Hopkins as Nixon, anyone?) but continually shoving that face towards the camera in around ninety-nine percent of the shots in almost pornographic detail, flaunting various wigs, head tilts and a simpering, rom-com poster level smile is a crime. The script commits the equally deplorable act of forcing accomplished actors to deliver lines in an awkwardly monotonous fashion that makes Hayden Christensen look like the master of charisma. The historical accuracy of the film is questionable at best, not quite sinking to the revisionist levels of Madonna’s ‘W.E’. , but skipping over the controversial events in the manner of walking on eggshells.

I have to admit the film did at least contain a coherent plot (the only praise likely to appear on the DVD), and the scenes of Diana surrounded by an army of paparazzi were well-executed, the strobe effect of camera flashes and the indistinguishable cacophony of voices creating a genuine claustrophobia that just served to remind me how much the director can do when given difficult subject matter. By the time the film drew to its’ end and the infamous events of that night sixteen years ago unfolded, the car crash had already happened…I’d witnessed every atrociously-written, poorly-acted and bum-numbingly dull second of its 113 minute run-time.