★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆
This third instalment in DC’s ongoing attempt to establish a
cinematic universe takes a break from the usual heroics to give the bad guys a
moment in the sun. Having realised that the next Superman may be less-than friendly, shady government executive Amanda Waller (Viola Davis), delves into a
portfolio featuring the worst of the worst in order to face the next big threat
with her own powerful (and, more importantly, deniable) assets. The diverse group
Waller hopes to recruit includes The Joker’s psychotic accomplice and girlfriend,
Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), expert hitman Deadshot (Will Smith), fire-commanding
crime lord El Diablo (Jay Hernandez) and a selection of other scumbags, led by
Colonel Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman).
With the promise of commuted prison sentences, Waller soon
demands ‘Task Force X’ to deal with Cara Delevigne’s Enchantress, her brother
(a CGI creation who wouldn’t look out of place in Gods of Egypt) and the beam of energy they’ve shot into the atmosphere
for ill-defined maniacal reasons, ala the sky laser-wielding villains of
Avengers, Fantastic Four, and even Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Still, sporting
unique quirks and a slightly more malleable attitude to world-saving than their
usually righteous enemies, the Suicide Squad arrive with a promise to inject a
dose of fun into the DC-verse.
I can already hear readers rushing to their keyboards to
tell me that comparisons to Marvel’s surprise smash-hit superhero comedy are
invalid, but hear me out. ‘Suicide Squad’ is a nasty name attributed to a bunch
of people made to do good, whilst ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is a grandiose
moniker for, essentially, a band of idiots and miscreants. The two groups are
warped reflections of each other, sideshows to the mainstream appeal of The
Avengers or Batman and Superman.
In filmic terms, both are properties arriving on the scene
with a different set of expectations, but ultimately a very similar structure:
a bunch of losers are begrudgingly drafted into battling a generic mystical bad
guy to the sound of classic pop hits, with a far more influential villain looming
in the background. What makes one a success and the other not is that Guardians of the Galaxy was always
intended to be an irreverent knock-about, whilst Suicide Squad has been surgically altered and reconstructed after
an unprecedented fan reaction to the initial trailer as well as critical exasperation
towards the dour tone of Batman v
Superman. The intention to change a gritty ensemble piece showcasing the
true dark side of superhero movies (seemingly a natural fit for Fury director, David Ayer) into a tongue-in-cheek
pallet-cleanser after Zack Snyder’s grungy effort is not an entirely misguided
one, but it’s almost totally fumbled.
Before even setting foot in the cinema, no doubt your eyes
will have been seared by a selection of gumball-coloured posters and a
smattering of toe-tapping trailers awash with cheeky winks and sly one-liners, breaking
through the crash-bang-wallop of standard marketing procedure. And, for a brief
moment, the film itself appears to be holding true to this promise: the opening
movement sees Waller (given an impressively hawk-like presence by Davis)
deliver a brief introduction to the motley crew one-by-one, each character
assigned a cheat-sheet adorned with neat little Easter eggs and a pop song to
match. Unfortunately, around the time Killer Croc (a mutated cannibal who
devolves into an exasperating black American stereotype towards the climax) is introduced,
this becomes less finger-clicking and more eye-rolling; like when your brother
gets control of the car stereo and plays 30 seconds of a song before getting
bored and pressing ‘skip’.
There’s rarely even a method to this madness: a chunk of
Black Sabbath’s Paranoid heralds a
scene of Harley Quinn being extracted from her cell, because she’s…um, paranoid…I
guess? Come to think of it, Harley’s actual condition is never explained beyond
a slavish devotion to her ‘Mister J.’, and there’s nothing to indicate exactly
what makes her a ‘metahuman’, either. Then again, the same could be said of Jai
Courtney’s weirdly entertaining Captain Boomerang, and, to a far larger extent,
Adam Beach’s ludicrously unnecessary Slipknot: brought into play literally five
seconds before the squad set off, he’s introduced by an off-screen ADR line
from Flag stating ‘he can climb anything!’, and whose defining moment is
punching a woman in the face because ‘she had a mouth on her’.
When the film realises you’re already tiring of these
people, it cuts back to an enlarged cameo by Jared Leto’s much touted
interpretation of The Joker. Our reward for sitting through months of
method-acting publicity tripe is little over three minutes of screen-time,
during which Leto rasps and cackles and wobbles around eccentrically…but never
actually cracks a joke or contributes anything substantial to the plot. The
comedy (the definition of which I brandish slightly looser than the entire squad’s
morals combined) is left largely to Robbie, Smith and Courtney, in short
inserts clearly added in reshoots (keep an eye on Joel Kinnaman’s changing hair
length).
Smith’s natural charisma breaks the shackles of Deadshot’s predictable,
seen-it-all-before redemption arc, and Robbie sinks effortlessly into the skin of Harley. She delivers a near-perfect
cinematic representation of the much-loved comic character, but this winning
portrayal is often undermined by the films treatment of her. A short scene
detailing her capture has Ben Affleck’s Batman giving her tongue-heavy mouth-to-mouth
before pinning her down by the throat, and the camera constantly hangs at just
the right level to make her hot pants-clad bottom the centre of the frame. This
return to sexualised costumes and Affleck’s Clooney-esque delivery of “It’s
over, Deadshot!” almost undoes 20 years’ worth of progress since the bums and
puns age of Joel Schumacher’s Batman and
Robin.
Ayer totally, unapologetically calls Suicide Squad “an anarchic, punk rock art movie”. Anyone privy to the
cynically constructed final product will be knocked unconscious by the massive
irony, before briefly realising that the only daring move the film makes is to make
Harley order a tortured and guilt-sodden El Diablo to “Own that
shit!", in reference to a horrific act of slaughter he once committed against innocent people.
